Puppy Monkey Baby

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 02/08/2016 at 10:51 • Filed to: keep oppo we.. ok seriously what the hell

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For anybody who did see this during the Super Bowl, it’s time to trigger your flashbacks. For everyone else, have some nice fresh pipiing hot horror.

yamahog > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 10:53

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Ahhhhh I haaated this one. Gross gross gross. My SO just looked at me and started laughing because he knows I don’t like monkeys or babies.

TheHondaBro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 10:55

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They tried waaaaaaaaaaay too hard to be funny.

TheRealBicycleBuck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 10:56

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I thought this was going to be a reference to Monkey Shines. If you ever wanted a pet monkey, this movie will change your mind.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog 02/08/2016 at 10:56

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Even for someone who likes all of the above, it would have to take some mighty, mighty acid to think that the above chimeric horror would be a good thing. Or, really, to imagine it in the first place.

CB > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 10:57

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That is a realm of terror that I am not awake enough to handle.

Needmoargarage > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 10:59

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This ad stopped all conversation at our party. Not even sure what it was advertising, but everyone got awkward and/or angry. It was weird.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CB 02/08/2016 at 10:59

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Ad person: Okay, what if there was something that had the usefulness of a monkey, the affection of a puppy, and the cuteness of a baby? That thing would be helpful and bring you Dew, right?
Normal person: AAHH WTF DEMON CHIMERA HOMUNCULUS KILL IT WITH FIRE

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Needmoargarage 02/08/2016 at 11:00

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Awkwardness, anger, perfectly normal responses to trauma.

spanfucker retire bitch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 11:03

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The commercial confused me more than anything. What’s so awesome about babies? I mean, seriously, when thinking about ways to have fun, when the fuck is a baby ever involved? And no, I don’t mean in making one.

Funktheduck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 11:12

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This ad creeped me out. Kinda grossed me out too. It made me dislike the brand even more.

Xyl0c41n3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 11:14

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I hate you now.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Xyl0c41n3 > CB 02/08/2016 at 11:15

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THAT ATROCITY IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT!

Also... welcome to your new nightmare.

CB > Xyl0c41n3 02/08/2016 at 11:16

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Psh, like this is any worse than the nightmares I already have.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 11:16

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These appeared before MCM episodes earlier this week.

Big pile ‘O Nope.

Xyl0c41n3 > CB 02/08/2016 at 11:18

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Xyl0c41n3 02/08/2016 at 11:30

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Funktheduck 02/08/2016 at 11:33

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I mean, I like Dew Kickstart and the three newest flavors (including the grape in the ad) are some of the best, but does this convince me of anything more than that the heads of Dew corporate have horrible judgment? Or at least horrible taste in ad agencies?

WiscoProud > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 11:37

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I’ll give them credit, this ad is certainly being talked about. Not in good terms, or in reference to the product, but its being talked about.

I was horrified.

DrJohannVegas > yamahog 02/08/2016 at 11:42

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This was the point of the Superb Owl when the room I was in began wondering, collectively and out loud, whether we were neither dumb nor high enough to be the target demographic for the ads this year.

Sam > Xyl0c41n3 02/08/2016 at 11:49

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That's not fire, but it'll definitely do the trick. Unless... it's evolved past our puny firearms.

Master Cylinder > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 11:52

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This was some of the weirdest shit I have ever seen - including what horrors are found in the depths of the Internet. I don’t normally support censorship but someone at the FCC should’ve slapped a big fat NOPE on this.

Funktheduck > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 11:57

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Horrible judgement is right. It does get people talking about them though.

I rarely look deeply into ads because they all have the same goal: get people to buy your product/service. This ad seems to target those kids in school obsessed with the word random and everything has to be random and spontaneous even though in reality they’re not. My best guess is it targets those young people to get them hooked early. It’s been my experience those particular kids don’t like sports outside of the fact that it allows them to join marching band. Basically this ad would have done better airing during Adult Swim than the super bowl.

I shouldn't get a queasy feeling in my gut, fearful a man is about to make out with a creep human-animal hybrid.

Frank Grimes > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 13:28

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all the commercials were terrible except the r8 one maybe.
none of those 3 things are great

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 14:21

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Nightmare fuel